Titty Twister Challenge

Oi bruv, we iz headin 2 the Titty Twister nxt fri @ 8
nab ur motor n get ova here, i were proper smashed last time i woz there so i aint remember nuffin bout where iz at, i fink it woz jus off some big motorway in woods or somefin idk

the birds ere hav bonkers knockers innit u guna luv it, lemme no if u cuming k <doc link>

wagone

WTF are you talking about

Presenting the /ovg/ Titty Twister Challenge! A one-off special event in Assetto Corsa on Friday the 12th of March at 20:00 GMT.
Hosted in a giagantic free roam map with approx 1000km of road, your goal is to find your way to the Titty Twister strip club, then go with your Belgian friend back to his house in the mountains for some post-strip club fun.

Work in teams or on your own, off road or on, how you get to the club is up to you.

Points will be awarded for finishing position obviously, but bonus points can be earned for finding weird shit, take a screenshot and post it somewhere for proof, the weirder/more broken the thing is, the more points you earn.

Rules and Other Info

As the track is pretty large (Approx 1.2 GB), it will be released in a password protected archive a few days before the event, the password will be released at some point shortly before we start (Prob 15-30 mins)

Simulation settings such as fuel, damage and tyre wear will be turned off.

Very few rules and most are largly unenforceable, but if you break them and ruin your fun don't blame me

1. Presence on Mumble is mandatory, as that's where I'll be saying the password to unzip the track.
2. CSP shouldn't be required (The map loads fine without it and if people read below, the cars should too. Feel free to use it tho)
3. No free camming
4. No spectating other people's cars (Unless you're in a team and want to ride shotgun, but tell me first)
5. No hitting other people's cars (Hate to do this, but collisions in AC are shite)
6. Don't join the server in someone else's car
7. You may use ANY car, vanilla or mod, providing;
   1. It doesn't crash the game for anyone
   2. It doesn't require the use of CSP

Car deadline is 20:00 GMT Thursday 11th March
You can either post a link to your car on the doc, or send a link to the email on the doc.

Tips

• Crashing, or going too fast off road will usually end up with you falling through the ground into the abyss, so I strongly reccomend bindng the "Teleport to pits" option in Content Manager, and picking a car you can comfortably not crash for a long time. Failing that, if you do fall through the ground and teleporting doesn't work, your only option is to Alt + F4.
• I know exactly how to get to the Titty Twister, and it still takes me about 20 mins, so bring sips and snacks.
• The map is full of blind crests and walls with no collsion, if in doubt, slow down.

FAQ

You faggot euro, why didn't you pick a more <insert country here> friendly time
Because the weekend timeslots are taken, and idk how long this will take so I didn't want to start too late, that being said, it's being held in a practice session so anyone can drop in or out at any time.

Is there a time limit
No

What if no one finds it
Er.... I'll give clues or something idk

Can I just cruise around the map
No, fuck off back to SRP retard